10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer