10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)