10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz