10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.