10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders