10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."