10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe