10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fook the floosh droo!