10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls