10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.