10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-