10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves