10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)