10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph