10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.