10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.