10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.