10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.