10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon