10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die