10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fold and live to fold again
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth