10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.