10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.