10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is for loners.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.