10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown