10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Fook the floosh droo!