10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker