10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)