10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.