10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth