10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.