10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Fish don't eat Nutz!