10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die