10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."