10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...