10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss