10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth