10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "No river, no fish."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword