10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.