10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."