10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-