10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.