10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.