10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."