10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier