10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.