10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris