10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.