10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.