10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson